No, I won't really deliver sluts to your door
in 30 minutes or less, but I got you to click
didn't I?
You couldn't help it could you?
You knew it was wrong, but you did it anyway.
You tried to resist it, but everyone clicks it.
So now that you're here, take a minute to peer,
At Dave's Dorky Domains, you've nothing to fear.
You're one click away from laughter it seems,
At Dave's Dorky Domains, just click the screen!